This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all r

This creature is really furious and he's eager to pulverize anything in his sight. These headlights are gonna get crushed when this green machine comes a-knockin'. Better run Don't the Behemoth! He's got a mood problem and he's not afraid to use it. Escape before you get squished! Blinker Hig